"Yo soy cola, Tú pegamento" o el mítico juego del pollo de goma con soga en el medio

Fighting like a Pirate!

Here are some of the greatest Insults and Comebacks of the Pirates' History

Pirate1:Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab.

Pirate2:First you better stop waiving it like a feather-duster

P1:People fall at my feet when they see me coming.

P2:Even BEFORE they smell your breath?

P1:You make me want to puke.

P2:You make me think somebody already did.

P1:Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will.

P2:You run THAT fast?

P1:I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle.

P2:I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.

P1:I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down

P2:Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?

P1:I've spoken with apes more polite than you.

P2:I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion

P1:There are no words for how disgusting you are.
P2:Yes there are. You just never learned them

P1:Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?
P2:Why, did you want to borrow one?

I miss sissy Guybrush Treepwood and his phantom-voodoo brother Lechuck