Smell Of Female

Achtung ! Umzüge

2008-07-21T04:55:00.000-07:00

Me he trasladado a tumblr.com

A catacomb inside the Monkey Head

2008-07-17T14:21:00.000-07:00

Navigators Head, lead me with your eyes through the winding way!

"Yo soy cola, Tú pegamento" o el mítico juego del pollo de goma con soga en el medio

2008-07-16T05:08:00.000-07:00

Fighting like a Pirate!

Here are some of the greatest Insults and Comebacks of the Pirates' History

Pirate1:Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab.

Pirate2:First you better stop waiving it like a feather-duster

P1:People fall at my feet when they see me coming.

P2:Even BEFORE they smell your breath?

P1:You make me want to puke.

P2:You make me think somebody already did.

P1:Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will.

P2:You run THAT fast?

P1:I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle.

P2:I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.

P1:I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down

P2:Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?

P1:I've spoken with apes more polite than you.

P2:I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion

P1:There are no words for how disgusting you are.
P2:Yes there are. You just never learned them

P1:Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?
P2:Why, did you want to borrow one?

I miss sissy Guybrush Treepwood and his phantom-voodoo brother Lechuck

Cool Choppers!

2008-07-14T05:41:00.000-07:00

GhostRider

ChopperHarley

Éste es mi próximo objetivo adquisitivo; no sé cuál me gusta más... me decanto por la ChopperHarley! HEllYeAh!

Ties that don't suck!

2008-07-14T03:50:00.000-07:00

Toybreaker

Ties that don't suck!

Each tie is printed by one (busy) human!

Sachboxen Club Berlin

2008-07-14T02:33:00.000-07:00

“Geprügelt wird sich im Ring, Kriege führt man auf dem Brett”

"Fighting is done in the ring and wars are waged on the board."

"If you don't know anything about chess-boxing it might seem a strange combination, but if you think about it, in both sports there are many parallels: if for one moment you are not aware, and you make one bad move, the whole game is over."
US Hip-Hop Chess Federation founder Adisa Banjoko advocates combining chess and martial arts as a way to teach kids the importance of strategy and non-violence

Hungry for Stink

2008-07-10T15:15:00.000-07:00

Lovely Donita Sparks, singer from the super-cool Riot Grrrl scene band L7

"When I get mad And I get pissed I grab my pen And I write out a list Of all the peopleThat won't be missed You've made my shitlist"

2008-07-10T15:08:00.000-07:00

Alternative Tentacles- The octopus and The Rubik's Cube

2008-07-07T04:47:00.000-07:00

Have Octopuses a favourite tentacle? -Give them a Rubik's Cube

Experts have launched a study at sea life centres across Europe to find out if octopuses have a favourite tentacle

They will then record whether the creatures use a specific limb to pick up the object or if they are octidextrous.

PARADOJA

2008-06-29T05:25:00.000-07:00

"A los 25 años decidí taparme en búsqueda de mi identidad" - Chebaa

Mars Ground is like a Backyard!

2008-06-27T05:36:00.000-07:00

El suelo marciano es igual al de tu patio trasero

"El tipo de suelo de Marte es igual al que tienes en el patio de atrás. Es posible que puedas hacer crecer bien espárragos, pero probablemente no fresas"
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Mustache of Mistery

2008-06-25T05:39:00.001-07:00

Rock n' Roll Mustaches
Mostachos en el Rock n' Roll

Lemmy Kilmister
Jesse Hughes
Peter Steele
Al Jourgensen
ZZ-Top
Tommi Iommy
Nick Olivieri
Dimebag Darrel
John Bonham
and Earl

Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.

2008-06-25T04:28:00.000-07:00

Meaninglessness and nonsensical

"Colorless green ideas sleep furiously" X-bar Representation by Noam Chomsky

or Furiously sleep ideas green colorless

and "Quadruplicity drinks procrastination" by Bertrand Russel

Lingüística Generativa

Ocelotl coloreado

2008-06-25T03:30:00.000-07:00

Coloreando a Ocelotl,
así paso mis horas

"Ocelotl is a good day for doing battle"

Simboliza el poder, el valor y la despreocupación imprudente frente al peligro

My heart beats, My heart beats...

2008-06-24T23:31:00.000-07:00

If looks could kill...

NEPHILIM CELEBRATE WITH LIVE SHOWS IN LONDON.

A very special back-to-back gigs at London's Shepherd's Bush Empire on 12th and 13th July.

The band will span the band's career from its dark beginnings back in 1983 through the present day and beyond .

Allí estaré.

Soy del club de las motocicletas rebeldes

2008-06-24T15:17:00.000-07:00

BRMC rules!

aunque ya no esté Nick Jago

¡Hija de COBOL!

2008-06-24T13:16:00.000-07:00

Pseudocódigo de mi vida

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Open files

perform until end-of-file or end-of-booze
move 1 to disappointment- count
move 1 to booze-count
If hangover-count < 100
Cancel drink
end-if
end-perform.
move new-life to headline

Close Files
Stop Run.

Sí, lo reconozco, (pseudo)programo en COBOL.