lunes, 21 de julio de 2008
jueves, 17 de julio de 2008
miércoles, 16 de julio de 2008
"Yo soy cola, Tú pegamento" o el mítico juego del pollo de goma con soga en el medio
Fighting like a Pirate!
Here are some of the greatest Insults and Comebacks of the Pirates' History
Pirate1:Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab.
Pirate2:First you better stop waiving it like a feather-duster
P1:People fall at my feet when they see me coming.
P1:People fall at my feet when they see me coming.
P2:Even BEFORE they smell your breath?
P1:You make me want to puke.
P2:You make me think somebody already did.
P1:Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will.
P2:You run THAT fast?
P1:I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle.
P2:I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.
P1:I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down
P2:Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?
P1:I've spoken with apes more polite than you.
P2:I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion
P1:There are no words for how disgusting you are.
P2:Yes there are. You just never learned them
P2:Yes there are. You just never learned them
P1:Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?
P2:Why, did you want to borrow one?
P2:Why, did you want to borrow one?
I miss sissy Guybrush Treepwood and his phantom-voodoo brother Lechuck
lunes, 14 de julio de 2008
Cool Choppers!
GhostRider
ChopperHarley
Éste es mi próximo objetivo adquisitivo; no sé cuál me gusta más... me decanto por la ChopperHarley! HEllYeAh!
Sachboxen Club Berlin
“Geprügelt wird sich im Ring, Kriege führt man auf dem Brett”
"Fighting is done in the ring and wars are waged on the board."
"If you don't know anything about chess-boxing it might seem a strange combination, but if you think about it, in both sports there are many parallels: if for one moment you are not aware, and you make one bad move, the whole game is over."
US Hip-Hop Chess Federation founder Adisa Banjoko advocates combining chess and martial arts as a way to teach kids the importance of strategy and non-violence
"Fighting is done in the ring and wars are waged on the board."
"If you don't know anything about chess-boxing it might seem a strange combination, but if you think about it, in both sports there are many parallels: if for one moment you are not aware, and you make one bad move, the whole game is over."
US Hip-Hop Chess Federation founder Adisa Banjoko advocates combining chess and martial arts as a way to teach kids the importance of strategy and non-violence
jueves, 10 de julio de 2008
Hungry for Stink
Lovely Donita Sparks, singer from the super-cool Riot Grrrl scene band L7
"When I get mad And I get pissed I grab my pen And I write out a list Of all the peopleThat won't be missed You've made my shitlist"
"When I get mad And I get pissed I grab my pen And I write out a list Of all the peopleThat won't be missed You've made my shitlist"
lunes, 7 de julio de 2008
Alternative Tentacles- The octopus and The Rubik's Cube
Have Octopuses a favourite tentacle? -Give them a Rubik's Cube
Experts have launched a study at sea life centres across Europe to find out if octopuses have a favourite tentacle
They will then record whether the creatures use a specific limb to pick up the object or if they are octidextrous.
Experts have launched a study at sea life centres across Europe to find out if octopuses have a favourite tentacle
They will then record whether the creatures use a specific limb to pick up the object or if they are octidextrous.
domingo, 29 de junio de 2008
viernes, 27 de junio de 2008
Mars Ground is like a Backyard!
El suelo marciano es igual al de tu patio trasero
"El tipo de suelo de Marte es igual al que tienes en el patio de atrás. Es posible que puedas hacer crecer bien espárragos, pero probablemente no fresas"
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"El tipo de suelo de Marte es igual al que tienes en el patio de atrás. Es posible que puedas hacer crecer bien espárragos, pero probablemente no fresas"
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miércoles, 25 de junio de 2008
Mustache of Mistery
Rock n' Roll Mustaches
Mostachos en el Rock n' Roll
Lemmy Kilmister
Jesse Hughes
Peter Steele
Al Jourgensen
ZZ-Top
Tommi Iommy
Nick Olivieri
Dimebag Darrel
John Bonham
and Earl
Mostachos en el Rock n' RollLemmy Kilmister
Jesse Hughes
Peter Steele
Al Jourgensen
ZZ-Top
Tommi Iommy
Nick Olivieri
Dimebag Darrel
John Bonham
and Earl
Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
Meaninglessness and nonsensical
"Colorless green ideas sleep furiously" X-bar Representation by Noam Chomsky
or Furiously sleep ideas green colorless
and "Quadruplicity drinks procrastination" by Bertrand Russel
Ocelotl coloreado
Coloreando a Ocelotl,así paso mis horas
"Ocelotl is a good day for doing battle"
Simboliza el poder, el valor y la despreocupación imprudente frente al peligro
martes, 24 de junio de 2008
My heart beats, My heart beats...
If looks could kill...NEPHILIM CELEBRATE WITH LIVE SHOWS IN LONDON.
A very special back-to-back gigs at London's Shepherd's Bush Empire on 12th and 13th July.
The band will span the band's career from its dark beginnings back in 1983 through the present day and beyond .
Allí estaré.
¡Hija de COBOL!
Pseudocódigo de mi vida
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perform until end-of-file or end-of-booze
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If hangover-count < 100
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end-if
end-perform.
move new-life to headline
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Stop Run.
Sí, lo reconozco, (pseudo)programo en COBOL.
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booze-count pic 9(10) value 0
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Open files
perform until end-of-file or end-of-booze
move 1 to disappointment- count
move 1 to booze-count
If hangover-count < 100
Cancel drink
end-if
end-perform.
move new-life to headline
Close Files
Stop Run.
Sí, lo reconozco, (pseudo)programo en COBOL.
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